Home Wrecker Barbie

Thursday, June 23, 2011

It's Gary and I have added a new Barbie to our collection.

Home Wrecker Barbie!

She is the kind of Girl all women hate. She really wants to have girlfriends for the sole reason to steal their men. Women are always amazed that their husbands have to check her out. The wives see a bad dye job, fake boobs and a trashy dress from TJ Maxx and the men see a sweet smile, no brain and a nice rack.

This Barbie works for Today's Temporaries and is always on the look out for fresh meat! She is the kinda girl who makes out with the boss at the Christmas Party with hopes of getting a raise and a new Pandora Bracelet. Both her handbag and boobs are fake and she is always looking to go bigger with both.

So ladies keep your man close because this Barbie is on the prowl. She acts sweet but remember she thinks Washington is just a street and chlamydia is a flower.



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Blogger Donna said...

I just discovered your writing, having checked out the library's digital edition of your latest book. I'm loving it. I'm also trying to figure out which part of the Ozarks you come from. My husband's family all came from the Lake-of-the-Ozarks area, but I have a hunch you are from a more southerly part of the state.
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June 23, 2011 at 1:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Frankly, I'm more concerned about ski-chalet Ken, whose trousers look a bit like something Olivia Newton John would have worn in one of her 1983 music videos...does Mattel not make a decent pair of skinny jeans for the young lad? On second thought, maybe go to Etsy and search for "Hoodie for Ken size dolls"....oh yeah.

June 24, 2011 at 6:43 PM  
Blogger clearness said...

This is funny.......and I took an old Ken doll (cut off his thumb and glued to his....ahem, ya know, to make naughty bits) and then I put him in a dress....and he was "Drag Queen Ken". He was inspired by a guy I hung out with named Ken and he was.......a drag queen. He loved my Ken and was always trying to steal him from me.

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Blogger Erika said...

Is this like Barbie-porn? Love her poses and it makes me want to get my old-lady boobs fixed. I think I'll open a special savings account and start stealing money from the family kitty to make mommy a Barbie hottie! Saw you at UUUC in Portage and am lovin at "At Least in City" - recommending it to others. www.erikaoliver.com
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Wade, I am leaving a comment that is totally unrelated to the prior blog but your "contact" option isn't working and I wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your "America's Boy" book. I grew up in a small town in the Missouri Ozarks (Cabool) which is about 2.5 hours east and slightly north of Granby. This is what had initially drawn me to the book. I was fascinated and deeply touched by your life story. As a straight, conservative Christian woman, I have no idea what it is like to struggle with your own sexuality. I have no idea how difficult that struggle and coming out of the closet must have been for you. I was always told and believed that homosexuality was a choice. I am so sorry for being so judgmental and sanctimonious. I am sorry for every other Christian who has hurt you. I believe that the way some Christians treat the gay community breaks God's heart. You seem like such a wonderful person. Thank you for sharing your story and helping me to change my thinking. All the best to you and Gary.

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